See, I told you it was easy to get a fake I.D. However, these are the high-end kind that come straight from the DMV so no one could even question your legitimacy. The spectrum of fake I.D.'s runs the gamut from excellent to not-so excellent. On one end, there's this kind (example only) for around $1500:
On the other end of things there's this kind... for like $12:
In other news, you really can get anything at Wal-Mart.