Option Number 1: World economies will continue to crumble as the paper printing / bailouts continue. The Eurozone will go up in flames causing unrest among member countries. The domestic unrest of citizens will turn into foreign unrest as faltering states such as Greece and Spain continue to lose hegemony to powers beyond their borders. Austerity measures which have already caused riots will become even more extreme and, eventually, lead to either civil war or outright world war. This might seem far-fetched but when you consider the fact that the E.U. has agreed to give Greece over $170 Billion (that's a big "B") and Greece STILL might go under, it doesn't seem so inconceivable.
Option Number 2:
And what should probably be Option Number 1, is Iran. Iran is and has been acting rather poorly for some time now. It's not just that they're nuts, it's that they're trying to bring other Islamic countries into the nut-shed. Iran has a very serious view of the end-of-times. They believe they are on the verge of bringing the 12th Imam to power. As a result, they are doing all they can to consolidate support among a core block of extremists throughout the world. That consolidation of power is troubling because, as we have discussed, Iran is on the verge of developing offensive nuclear capabilities. To top it off, they've upped their rhetoric about pre-emptive war recently. If decisions are not made before next year, it will likely be too late and Iran will go nuclear. Once that happens, you'll see an Israeli / Iranian Cold War... and those two don't get along very well... meaning it could get sun's surface hot in the middle east (versus the standard melt your sandal hot).
Option Number 3:
Transgenic mutation caused by defrosted 30,000 year old flowers. Scientists in Russia (where else) have thawed out seeds found inside a squirrel's den after 300 centuries of curing.
The seeds were likely placed their by some gallant tree rat who realized the flower's pollen had single-handedly mutated all of his friends into zombie squirrels and caused the ice age. Now, our furry friends heroic efforts are for naught. Thanks Russia.
Option Number 2:
And what should probably be Option Number 1, is Iran. Iran is and has been acting rather poorly for some time now. It's not just that they're nuts, it's that they're trying to bring other Islamic countries into the nut-shed. Iran has a very serious view of the end-of-times. They believe they are on the verge of bringing the 12th Imam to power. As a result, they are doing all they can to consolidate support among a core block of extremists throughout the world. That consolidation of power is troubling because, as we have discussed, Iran is on the verge of developing offensive nuclear capabilities. To top it off, they've upped their rhetoric about pre-emptive war recently. If decisions are not made before next year, it will likely be too late and Iran will go nuclear. Once that happens, you'll see an Israeli / Iranian Cold War... and those two don't get along very well... meaning it could get sun's surface hot in the middle east (versus the standard melt your sandal hot).Option Number 3:
Transgenic mutation caused by defrosted 30,000 year old flowers. Scientists in Russia (where else) have thawed out seeds found inside a squirrel's den after 300 centuries of curing.The seeds were likely placed their by some gallant tree rat who realized the flower's pollen had single-handedly mutated all of his friends into zombie squirrels and caused the ice age. Now, our furry friends heroic efforts are for naught. Thanks Russia.
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