This is a blog. I didn't start it and I don't plan on maintaining it. Essentially, you are about to view a lot of mental vomit and it's going to hurt. I have no apologies for that. Hopefully, here you will also find anecdotal notes of inspiration and general aggravation. Our goal is to make you hate us with such passion that you can't help but come back for more. In part, this will be because we are superior to you but also because we're pretty funny and accidentally insightful.
We begin by saying, this still is America. We love our country and the freedoms which have been earned by bloodshed and great mental resolve. Similar to this blog and it's content, I have absolutely no apologies for the United States of America. Those of you that do.... well, go die in an anus somewhere. Welcome to the clustering of ducks, where we discuss social issues with the acuity of Occam's razor and professionalism of Murphy's law. Welcome to one crappy blog.