Thursday, June 23, 2011


IRAN: "We aren't enriching uranium. We don't have secret facilities. Ok, fine we are enriching uranium but the facilities aren't really "secret." Plus, it's not a lot of fissile material. Ok, fine, it is a lot but not at very high levels that could be considered, or even used as weapons grade. Ok, at high levels but still not at weapons grade and we'd never make a bomb because we need to use this for medical equipment and power production because we don't have natural resources (like FREAKING OIL). Ok, ok, we have some enriched fuel but we're not making a bomb.

What's this here?... That? Oh, honestly, you western mongrel imperialist. That's just extra incase we can't make some tomorrow."

(Under its breath)- "Also, even if we wanted to build a bomb, we would and you couldn't stop us. Son's of whores."

The Cluster Duck: Within two (2) years, they test a nuke and that is really effing bad (but probably not quite as bad as these folks think).

: "Without going into specifics, what I do believe is that Iran has legitimate energy concerns, legitimate aspirations. On the other hand, the international community has a very real interest in preventing a nuclear arms race in the region," President Obama said.

The Cluster Duck
: Someone's playing dumb or is really out of touch.

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