Thursday, June 30, 2011

Happy Fourth of July.

I like America. I like it's history, its people, its freedoms. I especially like Fourth of July parades and fireworks... and hotdogs, and strawberries, and patriotic music and generally everything under the sun that is America.

However, a recent Harvard study (meaning a study conducted by the intellectual elite ruling class, who have no clue what reality is) came to the conclusion that Fourth of July Parades are only for Republicans. So, my fellow Dems and Independants, we should all stay home this weekend and avoid the nasty GOP propoganda. Don't let the Right brainwash your kids into liking the nation they live in. Lord knows you can't love America and be a moderate.

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